On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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