I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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