eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize