her vagine was all disorganized.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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