How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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