Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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