Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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