Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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