the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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