We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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