...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
