it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's just like the Real World with babies
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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