If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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