You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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