I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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