Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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