Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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