no you cant smoke seaweed
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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