I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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