Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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