so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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