So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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