yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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