what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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