It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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