I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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