are you so shy because you have an std?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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