butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Randomize
