Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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