arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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