Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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