She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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