He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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