Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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