My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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