you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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