He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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