Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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