Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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