Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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