the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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