Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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