We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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