Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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