i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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