That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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