If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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