Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Damn victory sex feels great
All I want is dick and wine.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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