Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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