Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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