Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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