yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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