He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
