if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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